What follows, boys and girls, is the story of poor Limpo and how, one fine day, even he managed to have his tux. And if your teacher by chance might say that this story is a bit strange and that these things never happen, well: too bad for him, I am sorry. All that there is for you to do is to change teachers within a day’s time. And to tell him to open his eyes more widely.

But you, meanwhile, must open your ears. Here it is.